“You would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this '61 Château Latour, and you, Monsieur Linguini, are no idiot. Let us toast your non-idiocy!”

Sir Ian Holm - Skinner

- Elinor Dashwood: I do not attempt to deny that I think very highly of him, that I... greatly esteem him... I like him.
- Marianne: "Esteem him"? "Like him"? Use those insipid words again and I shall leave the room this instant.
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood
Kate Winslet - Marianne Dashwood

“- Nellie Kelly: There's nothing like a darn good cry, is there?
- Michael Noonan: There's whiskey.”
Judy Garland - Nellie Kelly
Charles Winninger - Michael Noonan

“Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“Interesting problem in chemistry: sweet wine always turns women sour.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan